German efficiency and precision are  legendary – that much is true.  How Kabel Deutschland, our provider of imaginary internet, ever became a German company is beyond my comprehension.  We are still waiting for them to find a conduit in the building, to find out why our cable does not connect and why we still don’t have internet at home. We have had two inept technicians at home who triumphaly declared, after some prodding and testing,  that the cable is not working.  That much I already knew – what I am waiting for now is a plan of attack to fix this issue.    I am slowly starting to think that they have been infiltrated by the post DDR spies and are going out of their way to keep us off the grid. Sigh!